Rushing home from work to hand out candy, I decided this year to take it easy. Instead of me sitting outside as usual every year, Dad sitting outside having fun with the neighbors. He has his fart machine (yes I said fart machine!) and every time a kid comes up the machine goes off. I asked my dad was he seventy six or six! He thought for a moment and said nineteen :). So I'm i the house with my three little monsters who keep on barking at every noise and want to rush to the front door.